SlimJim
My Russian Whore is still out of commission, having her innards ripped out and replaced (again) by some incompetent asshole in the Nokia factory. After a fortnight without her, I realized that I have lost my sense of direction (kindly provided by gothere.sg via the Interweb ) so I borrowed Tangs’s French phone aka the phone he used prior to the monster that is the 8giga N95.
Voilà – SlimJim. When he’s closed, he feels reassuringly like My Russian Whore. After a deafening conversation with Bibik, I finally figured out where the volume control is. What is annoying me is his error sound which is jarring and all too frequent with my clumsy fingers and unfamiliarity with his operating system. It also takes me 7 clicks to send a text. Options →Send → Phonebook → Choose contact → Select contact → Options → Send. Phew.

in danger of being a smug attached and needs a pair of kitschy wellies.
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